Imagine - you're sitting on the couch with your girlfriend or wife, watching a movie at night. It's late, long past the time when good things can still happen. All the lamps are turned off, the only light in the room is the cold glow of the television, illumination the room with a thin layer of definition. Shadows dance on the walls as the screen flashes. The lovely girl next to you is lying on your arm, softly breathing as you gently scratch her back.
But as you look down, you realize she is asleep. And your heart slightly sinks. Her sleeping is a sharp reminder that you will not be getting your sexual fix any time soon. And even if she was awake, she probably would not be in the mood, she'd probaby be tired, she'd probably not want to do it tonight anyway. And even if you did manage to convince her to fool around with you, the sex would be dull, unexciting, and would surely not feel intimate or romantic.
So what do you do?
A. Let her sleep and enjoy the movie.
B. Wake her up and remind her that you have needs (and probably piss her off)
C. Find an easier and quicker outlet for your sexual pleasure
Let me present another scenario:
Imagine - you're sitting in the living room of your house, watching television late at night. All the rest of your family has gone to bed, but you sit awake, vigilantly watching the late show. As it draws to an end, you flip the around, looking for a new show to watch, coming across some kind of softcore show featuring attractive women who are willing to fornicate with each other in front of the cameras. It looks enticing in a kinky kind of way (plus you might be wondering how women even do it with each other anyway), so you switch the channel to that station.
What you see there is sexy, to say the least. The girls are slim, perfect-bodied little things. Your heartbeat quickens, your breathing gets deeper, a sensation sweeps inside you that you can't quite explain other than that you like it. You feel like you're being transported into another world, a much better and more exciting world than the one you are in now.
But then the show ends, and you're left watching some workout infomercial that does not turn you on nearly as much as the previous program. The sensation you feel is not gone, it did not end with the show.
So what do you do?
A. Shake it off, wait out the sensation, then go to bed
B. Go eat, or try watching a movie, or maybe watch the late late show
C. go to your computer, where you know you can find stuff way hotter than the stuff on TV.
What would be anyone's first and only natural response to these situations?
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